cooze /kuːz/ noun2 •(slang, vulgar) Pussy, vagina."It's a lot like a dead strumpet with maggots squirming out of her cooze," Don Hagarty said. — 1987 •(slang, offensive) A woman (often when viewed as an object of sexual desire).I went out and looked around / Somebody yelled: "There's a cooze in town!" — 1929 formscoozes