coof

noun4

1. •
   (Internet) COVID-19.
2. •
   (Internet) The coronavirus SARS-CoV-2.
3. •
   (Scotland) An idiot, or fool.

   • "Georgie Gleg is odious to me. He always has been. For all his good heart he's a coof and a simp." — 1982
4. •
   (disapproving) Someone who was not born and raised on Nantucket, especially someone from Cape Cod.