cooch /kuːt͡ʃ/ noun2 •(slang, vulgar) The vagina or vulva.Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset: show the whole world what a slut you are! Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset: let everyone see your cooch! — 2004 •(slang, no longer used) The hootchy-kootchy, a type of erotic dance. formscooches