cockeyed

adjective4

1. •
   Having both eyes oriented inward, cross-eyed.
2. •
   (informal) Absurd, silly, or stupid; usually used in reference to ideas rather than people.

   • I'm not going to go along with your cockeyed plot.
3. •
   Crooked or askew.

   • This morning I paid seventy cents for two little old dried-up slivers of bacon and one cockeyed egg. — 1950
4. •
   Drunk.

   • In the private office he said, "Mr. Barrow, I was going to quit." "Don't do that, son! You're the only executive I've got that isn't cockeyed all the time! […]" — 1934