chungus

noun[before a noun]3

1. •
   (Internet) Any tangible object or thing, especially one that is short and thick.

   • He’s a big chungus / He’s a big chunky boy / Such a big bun, yes / We are so overjoyed — 2018
2. •
   (Internet, humorous) A nonsense word or placeholder, often used incongruously in self-deprecating or doomer-like speech.

   • Why did i even open my disgusting chungus eyes this morning — 2024
3. •
   (Internet) Something that is correct, agreeable to consensus, or without fault, as part of a straw man.

   • Media Literates™ replying to this and proving the point. Fascism is apparently anything that's not CHUNGUS DEMOCRACY. — 2024