choda UK /ˈtʃəʊdə/US /ˈtʃoʊdə/ noun2 •(slang, vulgar) Bastard, son of a bitch. •(slang, vulgar) Penis.2001, Especially when a fashion editor wants to see sunken 11-year-old children wearing small scraps of cloth and wishing that was a choda instead of a pussy under there. alt.slack — 2001 formschodas