choad

noun3

1. •
   (slang, vulgar) A penis, especially one that is short and thick.

   • What a find...a giant choad! — 1968
2. •
   (vulgar, offensive) A loser or undesirable person; an insulting name.

   • If you aren't the type of system manager that likes to be nice to the choad that forgot to log out, then the program has it's [sic.] other uses — 1985
3. •
   (slang, vulgar) The perineum.