cattle trucked adjective2 •(slang) Fucked (“irreparably or catastrophically broken”).Suggests to me that the Deskjet/Laserjet/PCL drivers are cattle-trucked. No doubt the IBM ink jet doesn't use PCL...? Or is it something more serious? — 1994 •(slang) Fucked (“in trouble; in a hopeless situation”). formsmore cattle trucked · most cattle trucked