blort /blɔɹt/noun 2exclamation 1verb 1forms 3 noun2 •A snort of mucus or liquid out through the nose, as in response to something unexpected or funny, or the sound of blowing one's nose; also, a sniffle. •(no longer used) A metasyntactic variable, similar to foo and bar.In either instance, if a matching password is found by the if command, control branches to the appropriate label, FARKLE or BLORT. (More passwords could be added here.) — 1991 exclamation1 •Indicates the sound of defecation, especially into a diaper. verb1 •To defecate, especially into a diaper.[In] every episode you make a cameo where you blort your diaper in the most inappropriate place — 2015 formsblorted · blorting · blorts