bitchy pants noun2 •(informal, figurative) A notional pair of trousers or underwear worn by someone when acting bitchy.We asked him to take off his bitchy pants and put on his big-boy pants. •[before a noun] (vulgar, offensive) A currently irritable or habitually unpleasant person.I should just trust him, shouldn't I? I mean—what does Alicia Bitchy-pants know about anything? — 2002