bell end /ˈbɛlɛnd/ noun5 •The flanged end of a pipeTo make a storage place for a watering hose, bury a length of wide pipe bell end up. — 1948 •(vulgar, offensive) A stupid or contemptible person.I don't care who he is: he's acting like a bell-end. •(slang, vulgar) The glans penis. •The end of an internal combustion engine that has the bell housing and by extension that end of the crankshaft •The protective device around the valve of a gas cylinder formsbell ends · bell-ends