baldist adjective 1noun 1forms 3 adjective1 •(humorous) Discriminatory against bald or balding people."I’ve had baldist/homophobic abuse in the street a couple of times and I’ve even been asked on the Tube: ‘Are you BNP, mate?’" — 2018 noun1 •(humorous) One who discriminates against bald or balding people."Elaine, have you ever gone out with a bald man?" / "No." / "You know what that makes you? A baldist." — 1991 formsbaldists · more baldist · most baldist