asswipe

noun2

1. •
   (informal, vulgar) Toilet paper.

   • I rapidly expended my own and everyone else’s supply of tiny C-ration rolls of asswipe and was reduced to wiping my nasty behind with leaves and grass. — 1976
2. •
   (vulgar, offensive) An annoying, contemptible, or worthless person.

   • He is such an asswipe!