assed

adjective[in compounds]3

1. •
   (slang, vulgar) Having a particular kind of ass or backside.
2. •
   (slang, vulgar) bothered; willing to make an effort.

   • I can’t be assed to get out of bed today.
   • We asked John if he wanted to come down the bar with us, but he couldn’t be assed.
3. •
   (slang, vulgar) Adjective intensifier.