alphabetarian UK /ˌæl.fə.bəˈtɛəɹi.ən/US /ˌæl.fə.bəˈtɛɹi.ən/ noun2 •One who is learning the alphabet; an abecedarian. •A novice or ignoramus.The archbishop was derided in ballads as an "alphabetarian," who had burnt books which he could not read. — 1873 formsalphabetarians