Alabama hot pocket noun2 •(vulgar) The paraphilic act of defecating into a woman's vagina before coitus.For all my mall gazing and talk of Rusty Trombones and Alabama Hot Pockets, it has never actually occurred to me to take decisive action with a woman since Janet left. — 2013 •A savory dish consisting of spiced meat and cheese wrapped in bread or a pastry crust.Alabama hotpockets are a type of sandwich popular in the southern United States. — 2023 formsAlabama hot pockets