where it counts adverb3 •in the most advantageous area or sphereTrue, Madeline does not have a lot of book smarts, but she is plenty wise enough where it counts. •in an effective mannerAt first the boycott's impact was barely noticeable, but now the protesters are hurting the store where it counts. •(euphemistic) in the testiclesA girl's best weapon — and one that should be used sparingly — is a swift kick where it counts.