Ugandan affairs UK /juːˌɡændən əˈfɛəz/US /(j)uˌɡɑndən əˈfɛɚz/ noun[plural only]1 •(UK, humorous) Often in the form to discuss Ugandan affairs: sexual intercourse, usually an extramarital affair.Everyone known about them now; Rosemary has even been mentioned in Private Eye as "discussing Ugandan affairs with a gorgeous young American don." — 1984