turd UK /tɜːd/US /tɝd/noun 2verb 1forms 3phrases 2 noun2 •(informal, vulgar) A piece of solid feces.Ugh, there are turds in the toilet that haven’t been flushed away. •(informal, vulgar) A worthless person or thing. verb1 •(slang, vulgar) To defecate.You ought to see that owlet […] . We brought it to table and it turded in F's salad, it sits on your finger and squeaks like Peggy does when she gets tipsy. — 1926 formsturded · turding · turds Phrases with turd polish a turdTo work on a time-consuming and ultimately pointless or impossible task; to try to perfect what is inherently bad. turd in the punchbowlSomething that ruins or spoils everything else; a nuisance or problem; an unpleasant or disagreeable detail.