snippy snip

noun2

1. •
   (humorous) A cut or incision.

   • The problem with Barb's haircuts is her hair stylist cuts her hair with a microscope. He goes, "A snippy snip here, and a snippy snip there—that will be 30 dollars, please." — 1999
2. •
   (humorous, euphemistic) A vasectomy.

   • So then, women get to force you guys to have a vasectomy. Fair is fair, right? Legally *force* you to go in for a little snippy snip? — 2003