shake hands with the unemployed verb2 •(slang, euphemistic) To urinate. •(slang, euphemistic) To masturbate.Why did the preppie boy make a great social worker? He had a lot of practice shaking hands with the unemployed. — 1993 formsshook hands with the unemployed · shaken hands with the unemployed · shaking hands with the unemployed · shakes hands with the unemployed
