pizza face noun2 •(slang, offensive) A person whose face has blemishes, acne, welts, bruises, colored splotches, etc.Later, when he mouths off to a Broodwarrior (Hey, pizza face, looking for something?), he's brave. — 1998 •(slang, offensive) The face of such a person.“You dated Dee?” “Mm.” “Briefly, yeah.” “We dated hard, yep?” “Both you girls dumped him because of his pizza face.” “Ooh, okay.” — 2009 formsPizza Faces · pizza faces · pizza-faces