pavement pizza noun3 •(UK, slang) A patch of vomit on the pavement, road or ground.I think I'm about to deliver a pavement pizza. •(slang, humorous) The badly damaged bodily remains of a person who has jumped or fallen from a great height.She would have been pavement pizza if she hadn′t been strapped in. As it was, she was hanging from the shoulder strap like a parachutist who hit a tree. — 1998 •(US, slang) Roadkill.That's so the little critters can go there and eat their little hearts out instead of getting them smashed out on the road as a part of a pavement pizza. — 1995 formspavement pizzas