hooman

noun3

1. •
   (slang, humorous) A human being.

   • It was established that the chimps' high living standard had been watched and envied by the hoomans for some length of time. — 1961
2. •
   (slang, humorous) A human from the perspective of an alien.

   • Let me tell you something about hoomans, Nephew. — 1998
3. •
   (slang, humorous) A person who owns a dog or cat.