help vampire UK /ˌhɛlp ˈvæm.paɪ.ə/US /ˌhɛlp ˈvæm.paɪ.ɚ/ noun1 •(informal, disapproving) A person who requests answers and solutions from a community while giving nothing in return.All kinds of people hop onto the list. In addition to genuine ones there are spammers, trolls, dicks, nuts, philosophers, help-vampires etc etc. — 2013 formshelp vampires