heaven forfend UK /ˌhɛvn̩ fɔːˈfɛnd/US /ˌhɛv(ə)n fɔɹˈfɛnd/ exclamation1 •(humorous, old-fashioned) Used to express that one hopes that something does not happenNow there's an opportunity to employ a man who, heaven forfend, actually thinks about tactics and team balance. — 2007