have kittens verb3 •Usually of a female cat, to give birth to kittens. •(informal) To become extremely upset.Your mum will have kittens when she sees what you've done to your hair!My teacher has kittens every time I get a question wrong. •(informal) To be in a state of frantic nervousness.The guests are starting to arrive, but the hostess is having kittens because nothing is ready yet. formshad kittens · having kittens · has kittens