hairy canary noun2 •(slang, vulgar) The penis."You don't really want me to stop it, do you?" he asked, sticking his tongue into her ear, massaging her underwear, and pressing her hand against his hairy canary. — 2011 •(UK, slang) A temper tantrum.McPhee would have had a hairy canary if the flabby, sweaty bastard before her started gyrating to music and taking his egg stained jumper off to reveal his man boobs. — 2019 formshairy canaries
