Golden Retriever boyfriend noun1 •(Internet) A man who is extroverted and excitable, kind, openly affectionate, confident, happy about life, and immensely caring toward his partner, but possibly naïve or unintelligent.My fairweather friends start coming back soon, my golden retriever boyfriend will be here, and I am already getting enquiries about lessons. — 2011 formsGolden Retriever boyfriends · golden retriever boyfriends