geographically challenged

adjective3

1. •
   (humorous) Unskilled in geography.

   • My geographically challenged uncle stated that France is the capital of Paris.
2. •
   (humorous) Long-distance; over a great length.

   • Geographically challenged relationship = long-distance relationship.
3. •
   (humorous) Located in an unhospitable place.

   • This geographically challenged hospital is in the middle of nowhere: it's a 4-hour drive, with no gas stations nearby.