cuff the carrot verb1 •(slang, vulgar) To masturbate by stroking one's penis.Flicking the bean, jerkin' the gherkin, polishing the peanut, cuffing the carrot. What a fine list of foods we have for tonight! Eat, wank, sleep, repeat. — 2024 formscuffed the carrot · cuffing the carrot · cuffs the carrot