can I speak to the manager haircut noun1 •(slang, offensive) A hairstyle associated with entitled middle-aged white women, typically a layered, asymmetrical bob with blond highlights.In the first ten seconds of an educational video, Pam, with her double-denim and 'can I speak to the manager' haircut, says ominously: […] — 2017 formscan I speak to the manager haircuts