buff the muffin verb1 •(slang, vulgar) Of a woman, to masturbate.Dear Peter, I need your stuffin' Your bod, your rod, and handcuffin' While I wait for your ans- wer, I'll take off my pants, And start in on buffin' the muffin! — 1999 formsbuffed the muffin · buffing the muffin · buffs the muffin