blasturbator noun2 •(slang) One who consumes media on electronic devices in public without regard to others well perceiving them.We can forgive the blasterbators; it is possible they know not what they do. But we should not be afraid to tell them to plug in their blasted headphones. — 2026 •(slang) One who overuses blast beats in extreme metal.Our favorite blasterbator John Longstreth in the office!!! — 2024 formsblasturbators
