blasturbate verb2 •(slang) To overuse blast beats in extreme metal.The drumming is also very strong, there are lots of blastbeats, but no "blasturbating" like in too many black metal bands nowadays. Other techniques are used to form a fairly diverse drumming style. — 2006 •(slang) To consume media on electronic devices in public without regard to others well perceiving them.I want the same chagrin people feel when called out for picking their nose or picking their wedgie in public to be their lot with blasterbating. — 2024 formsblasturbated · blasturbating · blasturbates