battle of the bulge noun2 •(humorous) An attempt to avert weight gain or obesity.People don't exercise just to become more fit; they also do it to lessen stress, become sexier, improve their skin, and most of all, become thin. The battle of the bulge has become big business. — 1984 •(humorous) An attempt to conceal one's erection.I just went ahead and let her feel it and she didn't back away from the battle of the bulge, if you know what I mean. — 2014 formsbattles of the bulge