axe wound

noun2

1. •
   (slang, vulgar) Vulva.

   • I'd love to shove my love pump into her axe wound. Only thing is, I bet she wouldn't mentally be there, cuz she'd be thinking how fat and ugly she looked naked and all. — 2001
2. •
   (Internet, vulgar) A neovagina, especially when perceived as repulsive.