apeth

noun2

1. •
   A halfpennyworth.

   • “Oh Harry, it doesn't matter an 'apeth we're here to see Joni?' “Hello luv,” Dad walked in. “Hello Dad.” “Had a good week then?” — 2003
2. •
   (Northern-England, informal) A silly or foolish person.

   • Oi, that water's not free, y'know. It has to be pumped up here yer daft ’apeth. It's not a bloody river. — 2003